Saturday, October 31, 2009

DEATH



I never do this.

I am always one to take the time to let something digest so that my perspective isn't jaded.

Not this time.  I have too much frustration that needs to come out, and there are two therapy's for it.  1) Heavy drinking 2) A dose of the truth.  So let's get right down to what happened in this embarrassment.

Safety Play
I hate to sound like a broken record, but the safety play is what holding this defense back.  With two competent safeties, Michigan would have a ...dare I say this...good defense!  Mike Williams has consistently been about as bad as you can be, and his play tonight was worse than anything Stevie Brown ever put up while he was playing back there.  Hey Mike, YOU'VE GOT THE QUARTERBACK!  A coach can only put his players in the best situation to succeed, and Greg Robinson consistently put Mike Williams in a position to make a tackle on Juice Williams, only for Williams to play undisciplined football and totally screw the rest of his defensive peers.  The Jordan Kovacs Experiment just shows you how bad defensive recruiting has been the past three years.  Cissoko? Gone. Artis Chambers? Gone. Quick, name another safety that Michigan signed in the 2007 or 2008 recruiting classes.  You can't!  This is what put us in this hole that we are in right now.  So the question is do you play the freshman?  Michigan has Vlad Emilien playing special teams, so if he doesn't at least get a look next week I will have my first real beef with Rich Rodriguez.  Thomas Gordon should not have the redshirt taken off at this point for three games, because chances are he will not be any better than Kovacs or Williams at this point.  You cannot mortgage the future of the program for three games.  JT Turner failing to initially qualify this summer is damning this team in so many ways.  With Turner having a full fall camp, he would at least be ready to contribute allowing Troy Woolfolk to keep playing safety, and Jordan Kovacs to play the "in the box" safety, where he at least can make a difference and PLAY DISCIPLINED (unlike Williams).

OFFENSIVE PROBLEMS
I am done giving anyone a pass on the offense.  It is time for people to be held accountable, and that includes the quarterback.  This team makes too many mistakes offensively to be good consistently.  Tate looks like a little schoolgirl whenever there is a rush in his face.  He needs to learn that he cannot run around the pass rush, rather he has to step up in the pocket.  Teams have scouted him and know that he is going to try and escape through the outside.  Would we even be having this problem if Roy Roundtree didn't look like me in the open field?  I can't totally fault Roundtree, he made a great play for an offense that didn't have anyone else doing anything.  What really pissed me off was the goal line stand.  WHERE IS THE FIRE?! Carlos Brown looked like he had two broken legs in that series of plays.  It really hurts this offense that Brandon Minor is not healthy.  On Minor, he must have really been dinged up because he was only in there on pass protection situations.  So without Minor, Molk, and Martavious Odoms, it could be said that Michigan was without their three best offensive players.  Those three bring an attitude to this offense that isn't there when they are not playing.  Still, being stopped 4 times in a row is on the PLAYERS.

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?
This is what I want - no, NEED - to see from Rich Rodriguez.  Total accountability.  I want to see a pissed off coach that will not accept the effort he got from his team.  Every job needs to be up for competition in practice next week.  The only people that should be safe are Brandon Graham, Donovan Warren, Mike Martin, Ryan Van Bergen, and Stevie Brown.  Outside of them, I see nobody that has a fire for playing the game of football.  I want to see Mike Williams, Tate Forcier, the entire OL, and the coaching staff held accountable for what they are doing on Saturday.  The reality is that Michigan has a very winnable game at home against Purdue next week.  I want to see a f'ing attitude from these players that hasn't been seen since Western Michigan.  It starts with the head coach.  Heads need to roll in practice next week, or else Rich Rodriguez will lose any semblance of respect that he had with the players and with the fans that still support him.  For the people that want his head: Rich Rod didn't get caught from behind, Rich Rod didn't get stuffed 4 times in a row, Rich Rod wasn't too slow to take a proper angle on a running back, and Rich Rod wasn't out there to fire up the troops when they needed to be.  That is on THE PLAYERS!  Somebody step up and get in somebody's face!  This is Michigan.  Any pansies that are left on this team should have gone away with Lloyd Carr.

This coming week is the most important week in the Rich Rodriguez era.  The ball is in his court to respond with passion.  Your move, coach.

And for god sakes NRTMFTS
Coach Deuce

10 comments:

  1. I remember a great story teller that had that same problem, if given a chance to shoot off the outside and go only for the quarterback his angle would be so poor, and his forward motion too great he would have no one to hit. His name escapes me now but he told great stories, stories with hilarious punchlines, I remember a great story where two guys were in the lunchline and one of those guys called the other guy a faggot, oh how I still laugh at that story.

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  2. this is better than expected if you click the name in my last post, notice the webpage it takes you too...

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  3. Sounds like you are describing 5-Wide Master of the Pumpfake Juegos. Come to think of it, Juegos may be the innovator of the video game spread. The rest of us were stuck in our pro-style 1980's offenses. If only Juegos had "spread type talent" he would have been throwing and running all over us.

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  4. All I'll say is this...

    When I read - "Hey Mike, YOU'VE GOT THE QUARTERBACK!" I had an instant flashback to OHJHS football at the beginning of the season when Coach Eddie J was going over basic safety info and he told the story of how he (in his mind or yelling at the television) gave health/safety advice to Steve Young:

    "Hey Steve, GET A MOUTH PIECE!"

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  5. I took Roy Roundtree down to 83 speed in NCAA. I honestly can't comprehend how he did not take that to the house. Did he think it was automatic so he slowed down. Sadly, it didn't seem like it. It appeared to me that he was just that slow. Horrific

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  6. Books - That was the exact tone I was going for in that line. Eddie J will forever live on with that one. Along with Chay Jensen getting murdered by Steve Damron every punt return.

    Roundtree is slow, but you still gotta give him credit for making a play. He is a possession receiver playing in the slot. I don't think Odoms makes that catch, even though he would have taken it to the house.

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  7. Mrs Hany should have won a daytime emmyNovember 2, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    what was his original speed? I feel a Burho Carson Palmer could have taken that one to the house (any time speed in college football is taken into condsideration the burho Carson Palmer is my starting point, which is why I reference it alot)

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  8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that last name of yours is an instant classic. That one might have to be permanent.

    I don't know why Burrs ever thought that would get by us. Carson Palmer 85 speed??? Then he tried to play it off like he didn't do it.

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  9. I agree with Stef - outstanding name!

    I remember being there for that argument/blow up when Burrs tried to have Palmer with crazy speed. Undoubtedly, his defense included such lines as, "Where's your proof?" or questions beginning with "Que" ("Can you" in Burrs-a-talk).

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  10. "Que just pause it for a second I gotta go mow the lawn why my mom makes dinner"

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