Now that the formalities are over and done with, let's get to the meat of this post.
Am I being punished by the sports gods? Has someone up above deemed that Cleveland Sports are not already horrible enough? Did some deity decide that Stefan Diehm's two favorite athletes need to be embroiled in a spat that involves the less successful of the two cold-cocking a little peon outside of a night club at 3am? Who's idea was it to make that little 130 lb. entertainment promoter a close personal friend of my favorite baketball player since Shawn "want a kid?" Kemp, Lebron James?
When I saw the article headline "Edwards Allegedly Hit Lebron's Friend", my heart sank into a familiar depth - the lowest level of depression after a Michigan loss to Michigan State after a valiant comeback. I was starting to feel better, when the clash of these two handsome titans hurt my insides. Braylon is likely to be run out of Cleveland, and if Lebron has a hand in running him out of the city only to bail himself in 2010... LOOK OUT! THERE WILL BE A GEYSER OF RAGE AND VIOLENT FEELINGS COMING FROM SPRINGFIELD, OHIO THAT COVERS THE MIDWEST IN A POISONOUS FLUORIDE CLOUD THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NOT BEEN SEEN SINCE DONORA, PENNSYLVANIA OCT. 31, 1948!!!
At least the Browns are collectively horrible and Braylon is not singled out as a weak link. The whole team needs a Herb Brooks pep-talk from this little kid.
Maybe the Browns win 3 games, maybe they only win 1. What I do know is...
You've just been D'ed up...
-Stefan The D.
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